Varsity Twerk Team †∞▲

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fuckyeahgaycouples:

Via Gay Marriage USA on Facebook:
“Allstate Insurance recently did a small ad campaign featuring gay couples that was presented in Chicago, San Francisco, and L.A. Kudos to them! This is me (Brad) and TJ (right).”

fuckyeahgaycouples:

Via Gay Marriage USA on Facebook:

“Allstate Insurance recently did a small ad campaign featuring gay couples that was presented in Chicago, San Francisco, and L.A. Kudos to them! This is me (Brad) and TJ (right).”

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grandst:

You know, sometimes a clever packaging design makes all the difference in the world.

You know, sometimes a clever packaging design makes all the difference in the world.

ddtails:

chadleymacguff:

And they say romance is dead

Hahaha cute :P

chadleymacguff:

And they say romance is dead

Hahaha cute :P

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*slowly realizes my hand is in my pants*

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collegehumor:

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]
“And so’s his daughter Cadence!”

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

“And so’s his daughter Cadence!”

oprahs-right-nipple:

thedaybeforemyself:

I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!

p sure that aint a cosplayer

oprahs-right-nipple:

thedaybeforemyself:

I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!

p sure that aint a cosplayer

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jherzo:
OMG HAHAHAHA
I cannot.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jherzo:

OMG HAHAHAHA

I cannot.

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my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

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bloody-nips:

theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now

theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now

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condorn:

demi lovatoe

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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

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