slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

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wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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I need a nap and an orgasm. An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

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